“世界小姐”幽默问答录

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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms America: well, I can say that male organs in America are like　gentlemen. 　　美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。 　　Question: how can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms America: because it stands every time it sees a woman…… 　　美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立…… 　　(applause! applause!) 　　(鼓掌、鼓掌) 　　-------------------------------------------------------------------- 　　　　Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms Spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull). 　　西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 　　Question: how can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms Spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening. 　　西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 　　(applause! applause!) 　　(鼓掌、鼓掌) 　　------------------------------------------------------------------- 　　　　Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms Philippines: well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 　　菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 　　Question: how can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms Philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth. 　　菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 　　(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) 　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) 　　---------------------------------------------------------------------- 　　　　Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms Iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves. 　　伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 　　Question: how can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms Iran: because they like to enter through the back door. 　　伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。 　　(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) 　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) 　　---------------------------------------------------------------------　　Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms India: well, i can say the male organs in India are like laborers. 　　印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。 　　Question: how can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms India: because it works day and night...... 　　印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。 　　(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) 　　(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) 　　---------------------------------------------------------------------　　Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms Malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car. 　　马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 　　Question: how can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms Malaysia: look tough but actually very soft. 　　马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似本田)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 　　(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) 　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) 　　---------------------------------------------------------------------　　Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms Singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose). 　　新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 　　Question: how can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms Singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 　　新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 　　applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! 　　(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)　　　　 Question: Ms japannese, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 　　问：日本小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 　　Ms japannese: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose). 　　日本小姐：日本的男性器官很怕热。 　　Question: how can you say so? 　　问：为什么呢？ 　　Ms japannese: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 　　日本小姐：总是一拿出来就化了。 　　applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! 　　(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)